Novelty Golf Water Bottle – Personalised Stainless Steel Sports Bottle

Show off your golfing sense of humour with this premium novelty golf water bottle. Featuring the hilarious phrase “Professional Ball Loser” alongside a golf club and ball design, this personalised stainless steel bottle is perfect for golfers who know exactly where all their spare balls end up.

Built for golf days, driving range sessions, gym workouts, and everyday hydration, this insulated sports bottle combines practical performance with a design that always gets a laugh on the course.

Add a custom name to make it uniquely yours or create a memorable golf gift for a friend, golfing buddy, husband, dad, or club member who can relate to losing the occasional ball in the rough.

Why You’ll Love This Water Bottle

• Personalised with your chosen name
• Funny “Professional Ball Loser” golf design
• Keeps drinks cold for up to 24 hours
• Keeps drinks hot for up to 12 hours
• BPA-free sports lid for easy drinking
• Available in 12oz, 18oz and 32oz sizes

Product Features

• Design: “Professional Ball Loser” golf humour design
• Material: 100% stainless steel body
• Lid: BPA-free polypropylene sports lid
• Finish: Matte finish
• Print: Vibrant full-colour decoration on one side
• Insulation: Double-wall stainless steel construction
• Care: Hand wash only

Available Sizes

• 12oz (350ml) – Height: 7.30″ | Diameter: 2.87″
• 18oz (530ml) – Height: 9.30″ | Diameter: 2.87″
• 32oz (950ml) – Height: 10.20″ | Diameter: 3.54″

Perfect For

• Golfers with a sense of humour
• Novelty golf gifts
• Golf club members
• Birthday gifts for golfers
• Father’s Day golf gifts
• Golf days, travel, work and everyday hydration

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I personalise this novelty golf water bottle?

Simply enter your chosen name before adding the bottle to your cart. We will professionally print the name as part of the design.

Does this bottle keep drinks cold?

Yes. The double-wall stainless steel construction helps keep beverages cold for up to 24 hours and hot for up to 12 hours.

Is this sports water bottle BPA free?

Yes. The twist-on sports lid is manufactured from BPA-free polypropylene for everyday use.

What sizes are available?

This novelty golf water bottle is available in 12oz (350ml), 18oz (530ml), and 32oz (950ml) sizes.

Can this bottle go in the dishwasher?

No. To preserve the print quality and insulation performance, hand washing is recommended.

Is this a good gift for golfers?

Absolutely. This novelty golf water bottle makes a practical and funny gift for golfers, golf buddies, dads, husbands, and club members.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in South Korea

Care instructions: Hand wash only