Funny Golf Water Bottle – Personalised Stainless Steel Sports Bottle

Bring some humour to every round with this premium funny golf water bottle. Featuring the classic phrase “Shank Happens Mate” alongside a golf ball design, this personalised stainless steel bottle is perfect for golfers who know that not every shot goes according to plan.

Whether you’re playing a competition round, enjoying a casual weekend game, or spending time at the driving range, this insulated sports bottle helps keep your favourite drinks at the ideal temperature throughout the day.

Add a custom name to make this bottle uniquely yours or create a memorable golf gift for a friend, golf partner, dad, husband, or club member who appreciates golf humour.

Why You’ll Love This Water Bottle

• Personalised with your chosen name
• Funny “Shank Happens Mate” golf design
• Keeps drinks cold for up to 24 hours
• Keeps drinks hot for up to 12 hours
• BPA-free sports lid for easy sipping
• Available in 12oz, 18oz and 32oz sizes

Product Features

• Design: “Shank Happens Mate” golf humour design
• Material: 100% stainless steel body
• Lid: BPA-free polypropylene sports lid
• Finish: Matte finish
• Print: Vibrant full-colour decoration on one side
• Insulation: Double-wall stainless steel construction
• Care: Hand wash only

Available Sizes

• 12oz (350ml) – Height: 7.30″ | Diameter: 2.87″
• 18oz (530ml) – Height: 9.30″ | Diameter: 2.87″
• 32oz (950ml) – Height: 10.20″ | Diameter: 3.54″

Perfect For

• Golfers with a sense of humour
• Funny golf gifts
• Birthday gifts for golfers
• Father’s Day golf gifts
• Golf club members
• Golf days, travel, work and everyday hydration

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I personalise this funny golf water bottle?

Simply enter your chosen name before adding the bottle to your cart. We will professionally print the name as shown in the design preview.

Does this bottle keep drinks cold?

Yes. The double-wall stainless steel construction helps keep drinks cold for up to 24 hours and hot for up to 12 hours.

Is this sports water bottle BPA free?

Yes. The twist-on sports lid is manufactured from BPA-free polypropylene for safe everyday use.

What sizes are available?

This funny golf water bottle is available in 12oz (350ml), 18oz (530ml), and 32oz (950ml) sizes.

Can this bottle go in the dishwasher?

No. To maintain the print quality and insulation performance, hand washing is recommended.

Is this a suitable gift for golfers?

Absolutely. This funny golf water bottle makes a practical and entertaining gift for golfers, golf buddies, dads, husbands, and club members.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in South Korea

Care instructions: Hand wash only